Double dose of Flathead Valley Police Blotter

7:06 a.m. An Evergreen man came to the sheriff’s office to get the airsoft gun a deputy confiscated from his son.

7:30 a.m. A Whitefish man called 911 because there were five or six cows in the middle of Edgewood Place. The man said he’s pretty sure they belong to a guy named Joe.

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8:43 a.m. A Columbia Falls dog bit someone.

8:58 a.m. A chainsaw was stolen.

9:06 a.m. A Kalispell man said his drunk brother wasn’t picking up his phone.

10:48 a.m. A Bigfork man lost his phone and keys.

12:52 p.m. Two Bear Air was dispatched to Lewis and Clark County to find a missing hiker.

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1:17 p.m. Someone keeps vandalizing an Evergreen man’s no trespassing sign.

1:50 p.m. A Bigfork man pocket-dialed 911, enabling the dispatcher to listen to two men chat while digging a hole.

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2:44 p.m. A man “with Cheetos all around him” was sleeping in his truck.

2:56 p.m. A couple of guys were “ripping” around the gravel pit, much to the dismay of the neighbors.

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4:09 p.m. A Kalispell man witnessed a woman with an empty sleeping bag walk into a nearby home and then come out later with a full sleeping bag. The caller didn’t know what was in the sleeping bag but did know it was pretty suspicious.

5:39 p.m. A Kalispell resident was trying to text and drive. According to the multiple people calling 911 about the incident, she wasn’t doing a very good job of multitasking.

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9:03 p.m. A Columbia Falls man was tired of having his Apple Watch call 911 so he decided to return it. However, it appears the watch had the last laugh when it called 911 one more time as he was putting it in the shipping box.

10:02 p.m. A deer died.

6:25 a.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 because his neighbor was running his chainsaw at an early hour.

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8 a.m. Someone stole the controls ofF an excavator.

9:39 a.m. A Kalispell man called 911 with what he said was “a wild story.” Turns out the man had seen another guy come out of the woods covered in blood.

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9:41 a.m. A local man was allegedly threatening people working on the new rail park in Evergreen.

10:18 a.m. A wave runner escaped on an area lake.

12:43 p.m. A Kalispell man said that his mechanic “blew up” his engine and he wanted his money back. The mechanic admitted that he blew up the engine, in part because he put the timing belt on wrong, but also because the engine was busted.

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2:51 p.m. A kitten was found in Kalispell.

2:53 p.m. A meth lab blew up in Marion.

3:36 p.m. Someone reported seeing a shirtless man with pants falling down pushing a shopping cart around town.

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3:42 p.m. A Kalispell man said his ex-girlfriend was holding his belongings.

4:10 p.m. A Kalispell man said someone broke into his car overnight. He said he did not have any specific suspects in mind, but noted that there have been a lot of “shady” people hanging around his neighborhood recently.

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4:22 p.m. A Lakeside man called 911 to share some thoughts about the “annoying rooster” he lives next to.

7:58 p.m. A man found a bunch of garbage next to his truck.

9:23 p.m. A man in Whitefish was trying to fight people. When someone confronted him he “took off like a crazy person.”

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9:41 p.m. A Kalispell man reported finding “several large bags of weed.”