Proof that Australia is always trying to kill you

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“A Queensland woman stumbled out of bed on the weekend to make a terrifying discovery under her toilet seat.

“I certainly don’t like them in my toilet,” she said.

“When he [the snake catcher] came, he went in there and he thought it might be under the rim, like where the water comes out,” Ms Engler recalled. “So he was heating up the toilet with a hair dryer and looking for it, but it had disappeared.”

Ms Engler explained that the only way the snake could have got out was by going down the drain, which is probably how it got in the toilet in the first place.

“We had a look at the plumbing and how it goes under the house from the toilet. There’s this little air pipe that goes up on to the top of the roof.

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