Flathead County Police Blotter

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12:16 a.m. The neighbors were welding loudly.

1:34 a.m. A bear was growling at some neighborhood cows.

5:05 a.m. A truck ran a stop sign.

7:31 a.m. A sleeping man “seemed agitated” when someone woke him up.

9:01 a.m. A woman was driving from house to house, possibly looking for drugs.

9:21 a.m. Black cows were meandering down the road.

10:16 a.m. A trailer ran over a man’s foot at a construction site.

10:58 a.m. A dog got loose and was maced.

10:59 a.m. A parent was concerned that a boy at another school wanted to fight their son.

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11:17 a.m. The dog running wild at a Marion mobile home park has been an issue for the last month.

12:56 p.m. A dispute over a motor listed for sale on Facebook ended with allegations of face slapping, spitting and pushing.

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2:37 p.m. A dog cited for excessive barking on Wednesday was back at it.

2:47 p.m. A kid showed up at school stoned.

3:19 p.m. Someone was heard saying “OMG we called 911” after accidentally calling 911.

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3:42 p.m. A water truck possibly carrying septic fluid was losing its contents at a flow of “more than a garden hose at full pressure.”

4:30 p.m. A coffee pot fire spread to the stove.

5:11 p.m. Several juveniles were overheard talking about a “creepy guy” who comes to the park and throws rocks at them.

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6:12 p.m. Someone was driving with their foot out the window.

7:12 p.m. A barfly from out of town was sharing his opinion that Montana needs to “redefine the definition of murder and what is and isn’t OK.” Another bar customer found that suspicious.

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7:31 p.m. A neighbor apparently likes to go out after dark and fire shots from a large-caliber pistol.

8:42 p.m. A shirtless man in a Jason Voorhees-style hockey mask was putting rocks in his socks.

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11:14 p.m. A man trying to call his “honey” accidentally called 911.

9:55 a.m. Someone worried the large, white bus was going to be a problem during an upcoming Trump rally, believing it was “related to Antifa.”

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10:14 a.m. A man wanted the elderly lady across the street to stop driving into his car.

12:22 p.m. An SUV was found in a swamp.

1:55 p.m. A man was upset after a “very aggressive” person chastised him for not wearing a mask.

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2:01 p.m. A stranger took a picture of a homeowner’s house and listed it for sale on Craigslist.

2:18 p.m. A fax machine called 911.

4:23 p.m. A fence was erected to keep an annoying neighbor at bay. Alas, he’s now throwing things over the fence.

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4:33 p.m. A woman who bought camera equipment on Facebook “thinks it might be shady.”

5:22 p.m. A mechanic didn’t want to work on an irate customer’s vehicle because they had “a bad feeling about this guy.”

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6:01 p.m. An unwelcome car in the parking lot was making other customers uncomfortable.

6:03 p.m. Two people were accused of blocking a man’s driveway.

6:17 p.m. A woman selling Trump signs told another person that she was aware of a busload of Antifa members staying at a nearby hotel who were going to show up at her rally. Law enforcement was not aware of “any Antifa in the area.”

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6:54 p.m. A neighbor used a rock to smash some potted plants.

9:20 p.m. People were driving aggressively, revving their engines and “being rowdy” in the corner of a parking lot.

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9:26 p.m. A $1,000 bike was stolen.

9:33 p.m. Periodic screaming was heard.