Enjoy, a little something for everyone this week, from doughnuts, cheese, beer, dogs and cows.
6:09 p.m. A woman was hitting everyone and throwing drinks.
6:30 p.m. A man who thought he had COVID-19 was told to go to the hospital.
6:44 p.m. In a sure sign that winter has arrived, a black Subaru was “doing brodies” in a parking lot.
9:02 p.m. Three white trucks spinning brodies in a different parking lot may have been involved in a drug deal.
9:26 p.m. A “jacked up” truck with big tires was also spinning brodies.
9:38 p.m. A man left his wallet in a now-closed store.
10:18 p.m. Departing from the preferred local slang, two trucks were reported to be “doing donuts.”
12:46 a.m. A barn door was open.
6:03 a.m. A Kalispell dog dialed 911.
7:46 a.m. A man who has been trying to get in touch with deputies for two years about a “murder” was losing his patience.
8:44 a.m. A cat bit its owner.
8:44 a.m. A cow walked through a hole in a fence.
9:30 a.m. A “tubular object” was found in the road.
10:01 a.m. Someone asked about forming a neighborhood watch.
10:25 a.m. A Libby man was asking locals about “problem rabbits in the area.”
12:17 p.m. A suspicious man was carrying a sledgehammer around like a bat.
12:33 p.m. A dogfight in Kila was broken up.
12:52 p.m. A “Dear John letter” was spotted on the console of an abandoned vehicle.
1:09 p.m. A third-hand report of a vehicle almost hitting a crossing guard was investigated.
1:10 p.m. A man cut down trees that weren’t his.
1:35 p.m. A man walking around a Kalispell neighborhood was intercepted with a stack of political flyers.
1:57 p.m. A backpack full of clothes was found in a tree.
3:33 p.m. A man standing near an elementary school was holding a “conspiracy theory sign” and shouting at kids.
3:40 p.m. A mom attempting to scare a girl from talking to strangers online was reported to the police.
4:25 p.m. A man was upset that his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was throwing full beer bottles at him and not one of the five empty ones nearby.
6:07 p.m. A black cow was walking the streets.
6:11 p.m. A drone was harassing someone.
8:28 p.m. A Whitefish woman made a litany of break-in related allegations, including that her cheese was moved from a table into some nearby oil.
10:22 p.m. Two men were yelling at each other over a fence.