What you need to know if the ground erupts

Because 2020 has become a hellscape, and because the year isn’t over, preparing for a volcano eruption isn’t the worst way to spend your time.

Petrone even found a glassy piece of brain-matter in the skull of one Herculaneum victim, suggesting the cloud heated this person’s brain so quickly it vitrified. Nevertheless, you can avoid vitrification if you follow these instructions carefully.

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