Let’s say you had two choices of leather interior on a car you’re buying.
The first choice is the deluxe Sperm Whale Penis interior. The only down side is that there is a 6 month wait due to the time it takes to procure the whale penises and COVID-19.
The second choice is the budget Incel Penis interior. With this option, you can have the car ready tomorrow AND they’ll knock $100 off the price of the TruCoat!!!
Which would you pick?
Sidenote: If you decide to pick the cloth interior instead, you’ll get a burlap sack cloth interior mixed with itchy-wool. It’s the option nobody wants.