Thing to do when stuck in traffic

Unpack the car in front of you. This one.

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First, the registration number. It begins 192, so second half of 2019. A new Audi then.

It’s an A5 two door (there’s a five door hatch as well) so somebody has bought something with less utility than an A4 and paid quite a bit more for it.

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It’s got one exhaust so not the most upmarket one.

No quattro badge so FWD

It’s a 35. 35bhp? 3.5l? Nope, it’s just one of the downmarket ones. 2.0 to be specific.

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TDI, so it’s a diesel. Yes, cars this size are still usually diesel here.

Fancy sequential rear indicators (not shown) so the owner has divvied up for these.

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See, you can find things to do when stationary.

Bonus: Smart Roadster fuel gauge (out of focus) showing 3 litres left. Living dangerously.