wiring is poop, locks are poop, everything is poop

continuing on from earlier, I have transferred all of the power components (windows/mirrors/locks) from my donor EX civic, into my little red hatch... and nothing worked!

Ok, so has to be a fuse, or a relay, or a loose connection, or a bad ground, or... unknown...

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Let’s rule some things out!

I’ve been driving without a stereo for some months now because the doors had no connection to the car after swapping the under-dash harness, so even if I had a head unit there would be no speaker connection. So I installed the radio and tested now that the door wiring harnesses were connected to the dash wiring harness.

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And hazah! the speakers work. So I’m confident that the connections of the wiring harness between the chassis and through the door is good. But to confirm I did a continuity test either side of the plugs and they were good.

That the speakers worked, which have their own grounding, I am now mostly leaning towards a missed or bad ground for the door harness being the root cause of my problems.

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So I got under the dash and started poking around. My helper mostly just babbled, she didn’t know nuthin’ bout wiring and was kind of no help at all!

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oooookay, what’s this then? a random loose connector. And it has splicing from the prior alarm that I removed. Probably has something to do with door locks then?

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so I got lost in a world of online how-tos, wiring diagrams, and fuse box images. But no help, and could find no home for it

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ahuh! a how-to finally identified this connector AND... I dont need it, and it’s unrelated.

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so I just undid everything under that side of the dash, took out the fuse box and really started double checking everything

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no driver’s seat and fuse box on the floor is at least good anti-theft #CivicOwnershipIsConstantlyThinkingAboutTheft

Ok, I’m losing my mind. Perhaps lets go find that alarm wiring I removed and double check there isn’t a relay or something I missed.

In trying to find the alarm in my storage area I came to realise everything was a mess, so I pulled it all out and sorted and threw away some things and reorganised everything.

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Ok ok ok, well I NEED my car for daily driving, so let’s make a quick tool just in case come monday I haven’t solved my power window issue and need to wind em down. So I found a cheap cigarette power outlet USB adapter in my box of things (I have many man boxes of many many thing) and threw away its inards

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and replaced them with a straight wire a few feet long so I can just jam em into the open socket on my unfinished door and window goes up, and window goes down

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I still think my wiring issue is a bad ground, I just can’t find it. But I also have a centre brake light that’s not working, and plans to redo my headliner, and I noticed that behind my plastics are dirty, and I need to lay some sound deadening in the doors might as well put it other places. So...

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I distracted myself (or rather, I worked on other things while my mind thought about solutions to my wiring problem) by stripping out the interior.

I’ll be doing a custom headliner, laying in sound deadening, and installing a custom centre console (when some more ebay parts arrive) before putting the interior back in. It’ll be loud, and hot in there until then, but at least I have a radio now :D

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Ok, so last item on my desires for the week was to finally replace the trunk lock so that all 4 locks on my car match a single key so I can stop carrying two

and of COURSE the 95 EX coupe donor’s lock cylinder doesn’t match the 93 VX hatch’s

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fine, no problem. I’ll just swap the pins over so the locks gets to stay with the car they are designed for, but the keys will work the other way around.

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but. of COURSE it isn’t that simple. nothing this week has been :S

the design of the lock cylinders differs slightly internally. The end of the cylinder on one is open and allows the key to be inserted slightly deeper (lenny face)

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Which means although the pins are correct, the key isn’t being aligned properly and thus not lining the pins up so the lock doesn’t turn

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~ARROWED~ DREMELED!

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It’s not perfect, and now both locks require a little jiggling to work. But it’s fine. Both cars have a single key, and it’s the trunk lock on both that’s janky. For the most part that is opened using the lever next to the driver’s seat.

Summary: I’m bad at all things. But I soldiered on and just did other things instead.

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Pupper tax

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