See, they want to make this about rats learning a new skill, when in reality we now have more little, furry oppos. Too many jokes to make here. Off the top of my head-
Rat race
Even rats can dive better than you
To the ratmobile, rodent!
Do derelict rat cars get their wiring eaten by cockroaches?
Wheres the cheese wheel?
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