Why are Nissan so shit

Hot take: Nissan has always done what Toyota has done, but worse.

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The Crown killed the Cedric

The CH-R is here, the Juke is dead or dying

The Patrol plays second fiddle to Land Cruiser

The Hilux kills the Navara

Nobody would buy a Pulsar/Tiida/whatever over a Corolla

Yaris destroys the Micra

Camry destroys Maxima

Hiace beats the...Nomad? What’s Nissan’s van even called?

Not quite a fair comparison, but the Prius is destroying the Leaf

Qashqai...is probably losing to Rav 4? Or Kluger? Maybe it’s best we don’t delve into the absurd SUV market.

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I’m sure the Elgrand is beat down by the Vellfire/Alphard too. Let’s not even mention the Tarago.

You don’t even need to point out specific models to compare Lexus to Infiniti. Nobody buys Infiniti.

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There are exceptions. The Z has long outsold the Supra, possibly since the 60s (though Supra has taken hearts and minds...) and Toyota hasn’t had a GT-R competitor since its inception. But these markets don’t matter anymore, and if Nissan cares about them they’ve a funny way of showing it. I suppose Nissan had some ground with Skylines past, Toyota’s sedans never quite had the same appeal.

My question is this:

How can Nissan exist when their direct competitor seems to do better than them in every single segment? When it’s been happening for years? Who the hell would buy a Nissan?

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It’s just not how competition works. They aren’t even competitive. They have no point of differentiation. They’re just worse Toyota.