Update: the manger was super cool and let me just do an even exchange no problem. Let’s hope these ones are better!
So I bought brand new Bosch icon wiper blades last week and yesterday they warped to the point where they don’t make contact with the windshield at all. Place your bets on whether or not AutoZone will exchange the defective items or they’ll say it’s somehow my fault and I’ll have to pay to replace them on my own