Oppofession time

Most cars people are all over I really don’t care about. I mean, I’d take one if I was given one, and I’d enjoy a chance to drive them, but at the end of the day I just don’t care. And at the other end of the scale, there’s a bunch of stuff many people would have no interest in that I want very badly to at least experience once.

Supercars and hypercars? For the most part I don’t care.

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Koeniggsdfeeeegggeegreooeeegggg? Bugatti? Meh, I’d rather drive one of these:

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Honestly there are two supercars that interest me, and Ferrari makes both of them. These two.

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Not even a Huayra gets me going. I love the crazy, I love the tech (that goes for the Veyron too) but as a package I have no real interest in driving it. So... let’s move down the chain:

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This is kind of a middle ground. It’s cool, I like it, I kinda want to drive one sometime but I don’t really have a serious interest. Maybe the drive would shift me firmly into one camp or the other, who knows. The building blocks are there. In a similar vein:

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One I want, one I would have only with a specific engine drivetrain combo, the other I don’t want at all. I have no interest in the FoRS. Or the FoST for that matter. And I would take a Golf GTI over a Golf R.

Let’s move on to Mazda’s lineup. I have no interest in this, of any generation.

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The RX-8... Now this I can get on board with.

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This, however is a total different story. I want one. Now.

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***Fun fact—Mazda’s history contains both an E-Series and a Savanna. This is in no way related to the rest of this post***

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***Coincidentally, this is also what the Ford and GMC namesakes feel like when driven back to back***

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Other things I don’t want:

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Others I do want:

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(And also a Buick Encore. I know they’re pieces of shit, a dressed up Trax, but SOOOOO CUUUUUUTE.)

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Yes I would rather have an LM002 than any other Lambo. I’m weird.

Anyone here with me or am I forever alone? :)