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My office has a not-a-Keurig coffee pod machine for all of our watery flavored coffee and tea needs. There’s also a regular coffee machine for people who want real (but not necessarily good) coffee. Today I noticed chicken soup among the selection of pods. I bet it’s delicious ghastly.