MAXIMUM VORTEX GENERATION

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I spotted this “enhanced” Beetle Turbo last night. Note the juxtaposition of skull & crossbones and kitty cat bumper stickers. It also had a probably-not functional roof scoop, and studs added to the front grille.

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Oh, and we can’t forget the tribal tattoo license plate frames, headlight eyebrows, and whatever those shelf looking things below the Beetle decals on the doors are supposed to be.