I have a confession

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Since this place is going down in flames, might as well mention that in the past few months I’ve settled back in to being a mostly vegan vegetarian instead of a full vegan. I still cook many vegan things but ultimately decided I didn’t want to go through the hassle of ensuring every last packaged food item was without eggs or dairy, and sometimes I just want to eat an everything bagel omelet with gardein veggie breakfast sausage and pub cheese sandwich.

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My thought process was, “well the bottom of that small skillet is kinda sorta like the size of a bagel...” so I made a sandwich-y thin omelet. It is in fact kinda sorta like the size of the bagel, if one is charitable with what qualifies as kinda sorta like the size of something.

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