Lane splitting.

I was lane-splitting (on the F800) down a fairly large two way street when this happened:

* I see cars approaching, I move back into my lane.*

*A taxi cab violently swerves into me flashing his lights and tooting the horn*

“HAHAAH, Go fuck yourself, faggot!”

*I stare blankly at him as he points his middle finger at me*

*After he passes, I resume splitting*

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*I stop in the designated area for motorcycles when a wild white Sentra appears filled with construction workers (they crossed the yellow line to follow me to the stoplight)*

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Mijo, they almost flatten ya back there, eh” (They laugh)

*Light turns green, they burnout their tires into the other road, I’m yelled at by the car behind for not moving as fast*

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*Sigh*

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