Howdy, pedestrian, are you tired of this happening to you?
We’re coming up with the solution! The BootStian! (Previously called the Pedesboot but obviously changed) It will change your LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bootstian’s patented knife system will give you the weapons to fight angry car drivers who do not respect the, universal, right of way that pedestrians have in large metropolitan areas.
- IT IS DC PROOF
When approaching a pedestrian crossing, simply trigger the knife by stomping on the back of the shoe and slide your foot under the speeding car’s tire! BootStian’s titanium tip is rated for almost one thousand weight units (you figure out whether you can slip under a suburban or not!)
- IT IS PARIS PROOF
After the speeding car steps over your boot, THEIR TIRE WILL BE PUNCTURED!
YOU WILL RUIN THEIR DAY.
- ¡¡¡IT IS PROBABLY NOT ILLEGAL!!!!
We trust bootstian’s titatium tip so much, that the handsome, smart, and very hung owner of the company who is also very humble put HIS OWN FOOT in the path of an angry driver’s path and HE SURVIVED
IT IS MEXICO CITY PROOF*
If the driver tries to chase you so that you pay for the punctures! they won’t be able to! Even if you get stopped, the driver technically crashed into you! So not only will they have to pay for the punctures, they could lose points off their license!
We’ve carried out extensive testing and here are the results!
Yes, Obviously it was a fucking BMW! What else could it be!
*: Bootstian will not be held responsible for bodily injury when carrying out vandalism, or if a taxi driver pulls out a gun at you when you try this shit out!