HEY GUYS, DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A NEW ST MODEL?

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Photo: Buick
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AND IT’S A FUCKING BUICK

Great work there, GM, you managed to out-Ford Ford in terrible decisions. Awesome, what people really wanted - an Encore with accents that seem meant to highlight how ugly it is. No additional power or handling, BUT IT HAS RED ACCENTS.

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OH! And why not use your own branding for it since, you know, the “GS” isn’t a famous symbol for buick performance or anything......Oh wait, you already called it “GX”.....Maybe try “GSX”? Ohhhhhh but no, that name is too full of heritage. I GOT IT! Take a page from Ford’s book and slap “ST” on there, that seems to be hot with SUVs right now anyways! What does it mean? Eh, doesn’t matter.

Congrats to whoever at Buick kept complaining about how cool the Equinox “Redline” looked and wanted one for your own product line. You got it. But at what cost?

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Buick Encore GX ST - “I survived 2020 and all I got was a lousy buick”

Buick Encore GX ST - It’s amazing they put the red accents on there when they know full well those will clash against the always-on left turn signal.

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Buick Encore GX ST - The sad part is, this really is the *best* they could do.

Okay....I think I got enough out of my system. It’s been a shitty week at work and then I saw that this monstrosity happened and I needed some catharsis.