There is something piquant about an Elephant in the Garden State

Almost as if it could wantonly go about stomping beds it considers unworthy into hard tamped soil to punish those responsible for it’s intrusion on all that is beautiful. Instead we are looking at the most recent novelty flowering on Airbnb. Tell me you wouldn’t justify staying in here as an excuse to get the wife swept up in a trip to the shore. For a trip they’ll never forget.

For us, there is the chance to go peak overlanding and park that supremely well outfitted adventure vehicle proudly out front for all to admire. Feel free to post your monstrosity with the world’s most expensive two person tent attached or since we are in Jersey, HELLA lights.

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[A sad story about conjoining two functional buildings drove me to post something fun and inventive.]

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