"It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but perhaps there is a key"

- Winston Churchill, talking about Russia this BaT listing for a non-running 997:

The seller claims to be a finance company, but I think it may actually be Sgt. Schultz (I know NOTHING!). The comments section is more entertaining than the LaFerrari listing, at any rate. Someone will be getting a bargain nightmare!

I say price it as though it needs a new engine - AT BEST (who knows what other evils lurk).  Truth be told, I’d bet this car needs more than that...