Being Sexy is a Full Time Job

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But the benefits!! Granted, the people attracted to an Amanti are the kind that won’t waste money buying calendars they don’t think they’ll finish. Mmph! However, the offers to pop out the dentures and get an old fashioned Gumby and Pokey behind the Cracker Barrel are plen-ti-ful, kin!

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