Letters to Hondabro

Ugh.

Dear EAI,

I also like Taco Bell.

Dear Scoob,

TOYOTA CSELNSIOUSR

Dear TheCrazyKanuck,

I don’t know who you are, quit throwing bricks through my window with adoption papers glued to them.

Dear Highlander,

Jokes on you I hate all my scarves.

Dear Nibby,

Dear Roman J. Israel, Esq.

I do like cheese. Cheese is cheesy. Also upcheese my reddit ama and smash that subscribe button!

Dear Arrivederci,

I don’t watch Acura commercials, I’m waiting for marriage.

Dear Snuze,

G35.

Dear OPPOsaurus,

Take me, my body is your temple.

Okay.

Dear Dutchie,

Sure.

Alright I’m going to stop accepting more letters people keep sending me eggs with very racist messages written on them goodbye.