Getting lowballed on a stroller sale like.... (Updated)

I really want to send this meme back at her but I fear not everyone communicates in F&F quotations

This one’s been kinda fun, she’s tenacious...

UPDATE: Just sold it to a very reasonable human being for what I expected. Which was.....wait for it ......

Also my wife just looked up the lowballer and apparently she’s got a similar model listed for sale on her Facebook for $250! (Which is stupidly close to retail price) So yeah she was totally a flipper.