The nineties may have been weirder than I recall....

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Look at this crazy shit!

From the same friend who sent me the Kawasaki Jet Mate last week comes this bonkers half boat contraption that allows you to take the whole family along on a jet ski ride then ditch them on the beach while you go scooting around.

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It’d be straight out of a James Bond movie if it wasn’t for all the purple and yellow accenting.

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I grew up in the nineties and I generally recall it all being a bit grey and dowdy. The flares and colours got left in the seventies and the big hair and neons of the eighties were now hella uncool. But apparently in the PWC world it was always 5 o’clock somewhere.

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Photo: Thats the hoser redneck insta dream right there

Like who bought these things new? At $5k CAD I get that he’s appealing to a retro/collector market because where are you going to find another. That said for most people this is CP because you could buy a similar sized functional boat with its own motor for that (jetski is not included).